Scientists have discovered a new kind of bee that is capable of producing milk. A buzz cut! Credit to my 7yo daughter, who will be a great dad one day. Boobies Imma head out before y'all yell at me. This is a great one for the new dad's supporting that breastfeeding goddess;. A: The dog, of course.
At least he'll shut up after you let him in. More jokes about: animal , wife , women. A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit. The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.
He puts his other club away, and grabs a 9-iron. He is shocked! He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh? Lucky frog. A hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.
By the end of the day, the man has golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next? Las Vegas. Boom - tons of cash come sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful.
After all the frog did for him, it is a small price to pay. With the kiss, however, the frog turns into a gorgeous year-old girl. More jokes about: age , animal , golf , women , work. Teacher: Kids,what does the chicken give you? He walked into the house and noticed that the hall light was fixed.
He walked into the kitchen to get a cold beer and noticed that the fridge was fixed. Paul sees his wife and says, "Babe, how did you fix all this. He fixed everything. I asked him what I could do for payment. More jokes about: food , game , husband , money , sex. One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongside his car.
He stepped on the gas but at 50 miles per hour. The chicken was still keeping up. After about a mile of running the chicken ran up a farm lane and into a barn behind an old farm house. The salesman had some time to kill so he turned around and drove up the farm lane. He knocked at the door and when the farmer answered he told him what he had just seen. The farmer said that he was a geneticist and had developed this breed of chicken because he, his wife and his son each like a drumstick when they have chicken and this way they only have to kill one chicken.
More jokes about: animal , car , food , time , wife. Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food. More jokes about: animal , fat , food , insulting , Yo mama. One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!
The doctor thought for a moment and said "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit.
The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina.
The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on with it. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet.
Perhaps I should go a bit deeper.
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